Sunday, January 11, 2009

Give Us This Day our Daily Blog.......The Ballad of Casey Anthony

The news is bad.......oh, my..........oh, mee-o
And worthy of the Kingston Trio
Who can Lizzie Borden's rival be?
Why, it's surely Casey Anthony!

A liar supreme, and so sweetly vicious
She invented a nanny............quite ficticious
And gave a real person her few moments of fame
Simply because she had the same name!

Casey keeps lying on every issue
She wipes at her eyes......can someone hand her a tissue?
If this nanny stole Caylee, and took her quite far....
How'd Caylee's body end up in Casey's car?

Now she sits in her jail cell, snacking and sleeping
And never once thinks about crying and weeping
How'd she pay for a nanny? With no job, it's not funny
Was the fictitious nanny paid with fictitious money?

One day the light will shine on her blunder
She murdered her child because she "stole her thunder"
But how could one help but being enchanted
With that sweet little angel, which to her God had granted?

So sneaky ole Casey keeps lying away
Does she think that the public was born yesterday?
When the court finds her guilty, then that will be that
And what fate for Casey when she gets up to bat???

Just say your prayers, Casey, it's time that you utter
A word of contrition out loud.....do not mutter.
We'll get out the duct tape and chloroform, too
And see how you like it, if it happens to you!

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